punishmentx: I love watching the reaction from when I gave Chris and Kelli the fake lottery ticket BUT I feel sooooo bad at the part where Kelli looks back at me and looks so happy, than seconds later I crush everyone’s dreams and say its a fake. U little bitch
It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds...– Shakesville: Feminism 101 (via andotherdoublemeanings) Truth (via ravingliberal) I can’t tell you how many times I tried explaining that to my husband. (via catboatventure) AW SHIT i honestly never thought of it this way but it makes sense. (via iridessence)
The Five-Year Engagement was such a good movie. Jason Segel is the best
Seriously what the fuck happened to Amanda Bynes man
My ass needs to get to TriBeCa. Seems to be that’s where all the celebs are.
THE KING CURTIS EPISODE IS ON LIFETIME RIGHT NOW...
CHICKEN NUGGETS IS LIKE MAH FAMILY